No TV marriage will ever come close to the beauty that is Dan and Roseanne’s. Just accept it.
1. When they showed that it’s the little things that are important.
2. When they proved that acceptance is important.
3. When Dan explained that a healthy sex life is a big part of marriage.
4. When they spiced things up with a little role-playing.
5. When they acknowledged why they need one another.
6. When Dan clearly knew his place.
7. When he demonstrated his skills in the art of seduction.
8. And when Roseanne showed us hers.
9. When they illustrated that honesty is the best policy.
10. Except when it isn’t.
11. When they showed it’s important to know each others strengths and weaknesses.
12. When they proved that embarrassing the kids is a team effort.
13. When Roseanne openly expressed her love for Dan.
14. When they proved you can always count on your partner to bring you down to earth.
15. When Dan knew that sometimes it’s better just to walk away.
16. When Dan proved that all it takes to understand your partner is a little human decency.
17. When they both believed in the importance of preserving memories.
18. And finally, when they knew they always had each other.
Except for the series finale, which we’ll ignore for now.
