1. They were doing matching tops and bottoms decades before the rest of us. Dorothy really knows how to dress up a casual gray sweatsuit, doesn’t she?
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2. They are firm believers that there is no such thing as too much leg (even when performing in a children’s theater production of Chicken Little). Look at those drumsticks!
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3. They prove time and time again that anything can be sexy with the right attitude. Also, the whole bowling uniform thing is totally in right now.
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4. The best dressed Hollywood stars are totally scamming their looks. Who wore it better? Blanche. Blanche forever. Good effort, though, Jessica. Maybe next time. But probably not.
5. They cook in satin nightclothes. There really is no task that can’t be improved by the addition of luxury textiles. Spitting grease be damned!
6. When it comes to stylish layering, they are masters of the highest order. It takes true skill to wear that much clothing in the South Florida heat without even breaking a sweat.
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7. They can pull off double entendre-laden graphic T’s better than any frat boy. Who needs storm windows when you’ve got a shirt like that to ride out the storm?
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8. There is literally no place they will not wear sparkles. All that shimmer gives the illusion you are moving more and working harder than you actually are. It’s called the “dazzle and deflect” technique and it’s perfect for those times when you find yourself in over your head at a particularly strenuous workout class.
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9. They dress up to pick out an outfit to get dressed up in. It’s so important to set the tone for the night early on. Whatever happened to bedroom heels?
10. They make lace frills and pantyhose look tough as nails. Dorothy ain’t no fool. She knows your first day in the slammer you have to find the toughest mutha’ in that joint and throw down. (How fabulous are those bad girls’ outfits, though? I mean, really! It’s like, “Katy Perry, eat your heart out!” And don’t you just love how everyone has almost exactly the same haircut? It’s just too good. I need to sit down.)
