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This is legitimately the biggest smile we’ve ever seen from Christian Grey. It seems married life was the cure all along!
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If the film follows the book, Christian and Ana will tie the knot at Christian’s parents’ place, where, apparently, Grace loves the Kardashians and was inspired by all of their flower walls.
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These next photos take Ana and Christian all over the world in a series I like to call: How many places can Ana and Christian have sex?
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Okay, so they don’t have sex ON the jet ski, but they do have sex on the boat they use that jet ski to get to and from. Also, you’ll notice Christian’s driving — a point of contention for the newly married couple.
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There’s a 50 percent chance they’re actually having sex in this shot.
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This is more like an 80 percent chance of sex.
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Now that Ana’s a big deal at work, Hannah gets to be her assistant.
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Anastasia Steele — sorry, Grey — is now the fiction editor. Welcome to her enormous office that has just enough brick to make it look less fancy and slight more realistic.
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Spoiler: Christian buys a house. It’s big.
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Arielle Kebbel joins the franchise as Gia, the architect on Ana and Christina’s dream home. She hits on Christian. Ana does not like it.
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You know Christian’s caught up in wedded bliss when he lets his own vanity go.
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This is a better look at Ana’s work, and if I had to guess, I’d say that the man standing to the left of the frame is Sawyer, Ana’s own Taylor (a.k.a. bodyguard).
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“He’s calling from inside the office.” (No he’s not.)
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Jack’s baaaack. And right now, the most threatening thing about him is the amount of grease in his hair.
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This shot is of no major importance … but also, isn’t it?
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Christian pays a visit to Elena (Kim Basinger) after he receives some very big news, and let’s just say that it leads to one of Ana and Christian’s biggest fights.
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See? I told you. Here, Ana asks Christian if he slept with Mrs. Robinson.
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No, this isn’t Christian fighting Jack. Rather, it’s Christian fighting some poor random man who tries to dance with Ana at a club.
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From here, the violence only gets more extreme, including Ana arming herself with a gun — technically, Leila’s gun — before meeting up with Jack.
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SPOILERS ALL AROUND! If this scene follows the book, then we’re looking at Ana meeting up with Jack and his helper Elizabeth in order to save Mia (Rita Ora), whom Jack kidnapped.
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A panicked Christian meets with his security team — Taylor and a man I assume is Sawyer — along with Mrs. Jones, the unsung hero of the franchise.
