Spoiler: Everyone would immediately start confessing things.
Imagine this:
You’re sipping coffee. Minding your business. Walking the dog.
Then you hear it.
That truck. That stare. That man.
Colter Shaw has arrived. In your town.
Here’s a totally realistic breakdown of what would happen next.
Day 1: Colter Shows Up
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Buys coffee, doesn’t drink it.
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Asks three questions.
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Makes the barista cry about her dad.
Day 2: Someone Is Missing
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“We thought he just skipped town.”
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Colter finds a broken pencil and declares:
“He didn’t leave. He was pushed.”
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Local police are both impressed and mildly offended.
Day 3: Your Neighborhood Becomes a Crime Scene
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That “quiet retired couple”? Arms dealers.
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The park you jog in? Buried secrets.
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Your dog? Somehow part of a clue.
Day 4: Everyone’s Trauma Comes Out
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Town hall becomes a group therapy session.
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Colter says three words and everyone starts crying.
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The mayor confesses to something that happened in 1998.
Day 5: Case Solved. Colter Leaves.
No goodbyes.
Just a nod.
And silence.
You try to chase him down.
He’s already in the next town, solving the next mystery.
Your coffee shop feels emptier somehow.
Final Thought:
If Colter Shaw ever visits your town, prepare to:
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Face your past
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Question your neighbors
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And be emotionally unraveled by a man who hasn’t slept indoors since Obama was in office.
📺 Watch Tracker on CBS. It’s like a therapy session wrapped in a mystery wrapped in flannel. You’ll never look at a twig the same way again.
