10. S03 E21: Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady
9. S04 E13: A Little Extra Security
8. S02 E22: Pot Luck
This episode is a classic Lamont episode. Lamont takes advantage of an ignorant customer to buy a Welsh antique from him to make money. In his greed, he buys it for $20, hoping to sell it for an outrageous profit. Thanks to Lamont only seeing dollar signs in his trade, he doesn’t see that he is actually being played for a sucker by two clever con artists. These con artists, Mr. Osborne, and Emile Bonnet, have successfully sold him cleverly made imitation antiques. When Lamont goes to sell the antique, he finds out the actual value of the antique when it is returned to him later. Lamont getting conned causes him and Fred to get into a heated argument. This causes Fred to chastise Lamont, saying, “You been had, bad!”.
7. S03 E11: A House Is Not a Pool Room
This episode is aptly named and very literal. Lamont decides to buy a birthday present for Fred. The present he decides to get him is a pool table, which Fred enjoys. However, when Fred invites his friends over to play pool, he can never get them to leave. Lamont instantly regrets buying a pool table for Fred and tries to convince him that a house is not, in fact, a place to play pool. The pool table is also a convenient excuse for Fred to avoid work and his girlfriend, Donna. Lamont has to devise a cunning plan to convince Fred to get rid of the table and make sure Fred thinks it is his idea. The episode does an excellent job of showing off the billiards scene accurately. It has many hilarious moments resulting from Fred’s quick wit and selfishness.
6. S03 E03: Superflyer
In the episode “Superflyer”, Fred gets an unexpected bequest from his Uncle Leotis. Leotis has died and has left Fred $1500 in St. Louis. The only catch is that Fred must go to get the money in person. This problem is challenging for Fred because he is deathly afraid of flying. He is eventually able to overcome his fear and make the journey to St. Louis. However, it is revealed that it was not a bequest but the money for uncle Leoti’s funeral expenses. Lamont had tried to help Fred overcome his fear of flying by going with him, and it turns out it was all for naught. They also had trouble at the airport, leading Fred to still have a negative opinion of airplanes and flying.
5. S03 E15: Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle
This time, we have another Lamont episode making the list. Lamont gets a traffic ticket and is down over having to pay it. However, Fred summons his legal expertise to convince Lamont to fight the ticket. Fred’s legal expertise comes from a tailor moonlighting as a lawyer he wants to hire to defend Lamont. Lamont decides to take his chances as his own defense, which is the perfect setup for hilarious moments. However, Fred is not content to let Lamont defend himself and stumbles into the courtroom to create more drama. Somehow, Lamont is awarded the judgment, but Fred and his buddies get hit with a contempt of court charge. After all is said and done, Fred has to pay a $25 fine. No good deed goes unpunished for Fred.
4. S02 E24: Rated X
In “Rated X”, a movie casting call misunderstanding lands Lamont and Rollo in a compromising situation. An independent film company puts out a casting call for black actors. Lamont and Rollo hope to capitalize on the opportunity to become respected black actors. However, it turns out it is for a blue film. At first, they just think the film is experimental, but it is soon revealed to be a pornographic movie after they meet the director and see the script. The situation also lands Fred in trouble, and the place is raided by the police. The boys are forced to seek the help of Aunt Esther to bail them out. However, Aunt Esther is content to see them stay where they are and will release them after reading some Bible verses.
3. S03 E18: The Party Crasher
Lamont and Rollo meet some woman who they invite to a party in this episode. These women are Detroiters and are described as “live wires” by the boys. Lamont tries everything in his power to exclude Fred from participating, but in a turn of events, the girls are actually won over by Fred. Lamont and Rollo try to use fancy gifts to impress the girls, but they are more taken by Fred’s onion stew. The boys are defeated and decide to go on a midnight cruise up Catalina, which they initially were trying to bribe Fred with, so they would have the Sanfrod’s residence all to themselves.