A spin-off and prequel to The Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon, is the creation of Chuck Lorre and Steven Molaro and features Iain Armitage in the titular role of the younger version of Sheldon. The wisecracking younger Sheldon has a lot of hilarious moments in the show as he and his family undergo various comedic situations. While each character on the show has a host of hilarious quotes, here is a list of ten sassy and enlightening quotes by the younger version of Sheldon that would impress his adult version and also make him feel slightly threatened.
Sheldon’s clash with pastor Jeff, his views on being a scientist, and other instances where Sheldon said some sassy quotes in Young Sheldon
1. “What I find interesting is how so many supervillains are scientists. If the world doesn’t respect me, I might change sides.”
The younger version of Sheldon in Young Sheldon does not shy away from speaking his mind, and there are many instances where he has spewed some sassy and threatening quotes that can even make the adult Sheldon threatened, while also being proud of his younger self. In season 1, episode 4, Sheldon goes to see a therapist at his parents’ behest, and he decides to confess his innermost thoughts. He says this spectacular quote in front of Tam as a way of accepting that while he wants to be a celebrated scientist, if he does not get the respect he deserves, he might change sides and become a supervillain because so many scientists do become one. This is not surprising because Sheldon is known to be a lover of comic books, and while he generally likes the heroes, there is a part of him that also identifies with the villains because he often feels misunderstood and alienated from society.
2. “You talk to an invisible man in the sky who grants wishes. If anyone’s mental, it’s you!”
Young Sheldon is known for his staunch views on atheism and his belief that there is no one up there to believe in. Throughout the show, it has been a recurring theme where Sheldon likes to debate with his mother about faith and the possibility of God. The two often clash with one another, and most of the time, his mother has to concede. In season 3, episode 1, the young Sheldon Cooper decides to say this sassy quote to his mother in his characteristic style, which might even threaten adult Sheldon with the nonchalance with which his younger version defies societal norms and religion. But he would also be proud in his heart. The quote decisively shows Sheldon’s lack of belief in religion and his wonder over other people’s beliefs. The funny aspect is that while his mother, Mary, is a strong believer, Sheldon is the opposite.
3. “So, I’m ahead of my time? All right, call me when you catch up.”
There is no dearth of sassy quotes from young Sheldon in Young Sheldon. If there is one thing that people can learn from him, it is the fact that he always finds a way to fill himself with confidence, even when others around him might think otherwise. In season 1, episode 6, a NASA engineer comes to Sheldon’s school, and when Sheldon tries to tell him about a new technology, the engineer dismisses him. This bruises Sheldon’s ego, and he decides to do the math himself and prove his point right. When his mails are ignored by NASA, he and his father, George, drive down to the NASA center and try to meet the engineer, Dr. Hodges, in person. While Dr. Hodges agrees that Sheldon’s calculations are correct, he accepts that NASA does not have the technology to employ them. Rather than being dejected, Sheldon sees this as a crowning glory, as he was able to think ahead of time. He is confident about his intellect and knows that he has higher intelligence than the rest. His quote, therefore, is full of confidence and would once again make adult Sheldon proud.
4. “I should let you know, I read a book on Jiu-Jitsu, and I am prepared to throw it at you.”
The younger version of Sheldon in Young Sheldon does not like going outside and partaking in physical activities. Therefore, when he does encounter bullies in life, he uses his own unique methods to get out of the situation. Sometimes they are hilarious, and sometimes they are plain nonsensical. In season 1, episode 17, Sheldon is being taunted by Billy’s younger sister, Bobbi Sparks. She is an interesting character as she feigns to be sweet and kind in front of others, but terrorizes Sheldon. It is funny that Sheldon, who normally likes to gloat over his intellect, immediately cowers in fear when she is present. When an occasion arises where he has to confront her, he decides to say this hilarious quote that does not make sense, but does feel threatening. The quote shows Sheldon’s courage and would have definitely made adult Sheldon proud and a little threatened.
5. “I’m not saying you’re wrong. I’m just saying you have an unenlightened worldview.”
If there is anyone else apart from his mother that young Sheldon likes to wrestle with about religion, then it is pastor Jeff. In season 3, episode 3, Sheldon is once again at Church, and as is always the case, he gets into a battle of wits and rationale with the unassuming pastor. There are many instances where Sheldon has left the pastor gobsmacked and left his mother in embarrassment, and this moment is again one of those. He says this quote in retaliation for a discussion over faith, and it is hilarious because Sheldon says the meanest things in a highly nonchalant manner. The quote would definitely leave adult Sheldon impressed and perhaps even a little frightened. This quote by Sheldon in Young Sheldon also highlights that he believes science to be supreme and cannot accept any other worldview than the one that he subscribes to.
6. “I’m only nine years old. Most evil doesn’t start until puberty.”
Another instance where young Sheldon in Young Sheldon decides to throw his wits against religion and the Church. The show has many instances where Sheldon accompanies his mother to Church and always has a witty quip to interject with. In season 1, episode 1, when he goes on a trip to the Church with his mother, pastor Jeff is busy giving a sermon about evil thoughts. However, Sheldon asks his mother why a person must listen to the sermon if he or she does not have such thoughts in the first place. He then quickly says this quote, which is witty and hilarious, but also a bit threatening, as Sheldon knows at what age to have evil thoughts. His quote is a witty retaliation to the accusation he always faces that he is evil because he does not believe in religion. Adult Sheldon would have been proud and a little concerned by this quote of his.
7. “I’m nine years old. My social skills are a work in progress”
If adult Sheldon heard this quote from the mouth of his younger version, he would definitely be a bit perplexed but also proud of his confidence. However, the reason why young Sheldon in Young Sheldon decides to say this line is because he behaves in a rude manner when their is a dinner event at his house and all his family is present. In season 2, episode 12, Sheldon is berated by his parents for throwing a fuss and acting in an ungrateful manner over dinner. The fact is that there are many moments in the show when Sheldon decides to throw a fit over the dinner table. As a means to counter his parents’ anger towards him, he proudly says this hilarious quote, which does make sense, but is honestly comical because Sheldon never fully becomes emotionally and socially mature. Sheldon knows that most people do not understand him; however, rather than being sad over it, he thinks highly of himself, and often throws in such quotes to prove people that it is not his fault for the way he is. It is funny to think that while Sheldon does have some quirks that make him stick out in front of others, he is least bothered by them.
8. “I’m a scientist. You never hear about Newton crying like a baby when he got brutalized by an apple.”
The little version of Sheldon in Young Sheldon not only grapples with the issues of growing up, but he must also encounter the complex world of emotions. In season 2, episode 9, Sheldon is hit by a curveball when he has to face his own emotions and understand them. He reveals to his mother in a heartfelt conversation that he must be objective and unemotional at all times and cannot be someone who is in his emotions. He therefore says this enlightening quote that would make adult Sheldon proud, but also concerned over the fact that his younger self is not trying to connect with his emotions. While Sheldon’s mother, Mary, tries to give him the right advice by telling him to open his heart to his emotions and others and not shut himself in, it is a poignant moment.
9. “It’s just that gravity is precisely as strong as it needs to be”
And if the ratio of the electromagnetic force to the strong force weren’t one percent, life wouldn’t exist. What are the odds that would happen all by itself?”
One of the most memorable quotes spoken by young Sheldon in Young Sheldon, this enlightening quote is spoken by the little Sheldon to his mother in season 2, episode 3. In the episode, Sheldon’s mother, Mary, is distraught over the case of a young girl in the Church, who was abused. While others try to revive her spirits, and Mary even goes to pastor Jeff to feel better, there is nothing that works on him, and she begins to feel shaken in her faith in God. However, it is only when Sheldon decides to put aside his atheism and make her mother realize the wonder of creation that Mary begins to stop worrying. The moment is poignant as Sheldon keeps aside his own views to be there for his mother, and even with his scientific bent of mind, he does appreciate the origins of life. This wholesome moment would definitely make adult Sheldon proud and threatened, but in a good manner, because he would be astonished to see his younger version having so much wisdom.
10. “It’s amazing how much smarter I get when you leave me alone”
The younger version of Sheldon has a smart mouth on him, and sometimes he says such sassy things with complete nonchalance that even the adult Sheldon would be concerned but proud. In season 2, episode 9 of Young Sheldon , Sheldon makes it clear that he does not want interference from anyone, neither Missy nor his father, George Sr., because he is much better off without them and can work better alone. He says this quote, which is hilarious and bold, and it is once again an insight into the young prodigy’s mind as he makes it clear that he likes to work alone and in peace. Further, the quote also highlights that Sheldon has no problem in directly telling the people around him his thoughts directly, even if they come across as mean or rude. If there is something on his mind, he will say it, however brash or hilarious it is.
